Friday, July 12, 2019

The Farting Felon - Something is Rotten in the State of Missouri

Now this breaking story is a Whopper!

The scenario - police in Liberty, Missouri in pursuit of a crook wanted for possession of a controlled substance.

The police officers thought that the they had probably lost their 'perp' when the unthinkable happened... the bad guy let off what we Aussies know as the a 'BUM BURP' and landed himself in DEEP SH*T!

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark Missouri

If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a day.

It was elementary from there, Dr Watson - the odor and noise led the good guys straight to the smelly hiding place - and the nearby Clay County Sheriff's Office took to social media.  :)

The fun didn't stop there - all manner of bum and gas jokes ensued on Twitter... I guess that this will be the last time that this guy will toot his own horn!

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