Tuesday, 21 July 2009

No Regrets - The Best, Worst & Most £$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever

This new book goes to show you - there's an idiot born every minute. The book, "No Regrets: The Best, Worst & Most £$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever" is full of hundreds of strange, hilarious and out-and-out stupidity on body canvas.

The images and subjects were found by writer Aviva Yael, after searching the internet and tattoo parlours for the best, worst and most ridiculous tattoos in the world.





The following Images and Commentary come courtesy of the "Telegraph".





This guy doesn't have to buy Lacoste shirts to wear the company's alligator logo on his chest every day:



"Just do it"? Just don't:



Snakes on a Plane on an arm:



In an moment of madness, Britney Spears shaved off all her hair. In another moment of madness, someone had her breakdown immortalised in ink. But hair grows back; tattoos are for ever:



A tattoo of Frank Zappa picking his nose? How tasteful!:



It's a centaur tattoo. No, wait, it's a Patrick Swayze centaur tattoo. No, we've got it: it's a Patrick Swayze centaur Chippendale tattoo:



The tattoo on the left is of Will Ferrell in the seasonal family film Elf. The tattoo on the right is of Maddox, one of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's adopted children. No, we don't know why:



Only Judy can judge you? No, everybody who meets you will judge you, too:



Ray Romano is the star of the long-running sit-com Everybody Loves Raymond. It seems, however, that not quite everybody does love him, after all:



More TV stars: here's American gameshow host Bob Barker, complete with his catchphrase, "Come on down"...:



...and here's Alf, the "loveable" extraterrestrial:



We don't know if this one is hero worship or an inked "Wanted" poster. We only know it scares us:



Finally, here are three druggy tattoos. We can only guess what condition this person was in when they decided to get a tattoo of a marijuana plant...:



...or this dolphin smoking a bong, exhaling through its blowhole...:



...but we think the tattoo that best sums up the title of the book is this one. Pegasus and a unicorn getting frisky. While smoking:



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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey pete, something off-topic but *very* important - do you know of any hotels/ pubs in singapore that show NRL/ footie?

AussiePete said...

Hi mate - yeh, you can check out one of the sponsors of our local Singapore Wombats aussie rules team... it's O'Bamas Irish Pub and they always show the footy (can even see the footy show there).

Find out how to get there at the Wombats site: http://singaporewombats.com/obamas.htm

or visit thir site directly: http://www.obamas.asia/

Also, depending on where you're staying, if they've got starhub TV connected, then you should be able to get Ch170 (it's one of the freebies). It's the Australian network and usually have around 5 games of aussie rules and 4 games of rugby league each weekend (from Fri thru Sunday arvo)... some games live, others are on delayed telecast.

Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

:) only an idiot would get it tattooed on his forehead. I saw this once in 'bum wars'