Sunday, 5 September 2010

Boob and Butts - Murder or Porno?

One could be forgiven for mistaking this for the title of a low budget adult video, but this is in fact, related to the news headlines following a breakthrough in a 12-month old murder investigation in Potter Township, Centre County.

All thanks to my good friend, and number one food blogger in Singapore, Camemberu for bringing this story to my attention... kudos to Catherine for not only identifying a very good 'WTH' article candidate, but for also (frighteningly enough) knowing me well enough now to understand what inspires my somewhat warped sense of humour.

State police arrested 26-year old Kermit Butts of Madisonburg, Centre County on Friday, for his alleged participation in the killing of 29-year old, Samuel Boob of Potter Township in August last year.... wait a minute!! "Kermit" Butts?? Perhaps it's a Muppets version of a cheap adult movie? - I'm not sure how he survived at school, but for his sake, I hope his fellow prisoners don't find out his real name.

Butts is the third person arrested in the murder investigation, with the victim's own wife, Miranda Boob having previously been charged with first degree murder (she is also the alleged mastermind behind the crime). Ronald Heichel of Bellefonte has been accused of pulling the trigger - having shot the victim twice with a shotgun.

Butts was a co-worker of Heichel, and allegedly drove him to Boob's house, where the murder occurred, and then also acted as 'get away' driver.

Butts has been charged with 'aggravated assault' and 'providing aid while hindering apprehension or prosecution'. According to transcripts from Court, Miranda Boob and Ronald Heichel were lovers.

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