I'm not actually quite sure how Eva Longoria landed this gig, but she will be hosting the MTV European Music Awards that will be held in Madrid next month.
But this is not what's got my attention (and my tongue) - the promo video shows the Desperate Housewife wearing a very revealing swimsuit (with a hoodie) rapping about the hosting gig and her heritage!!:
"I'm Latin, thighs like satin.... When I'm talkin', let me make it clear, pay attention boys, yeah, my eyes are up here."
I have nothing more to say - just watch the video for yourself... PRICELESS!!