Thursday, 10 June 2010

Forget Leg Room - Now Airlines Need More Breast Room!!

Never again will I be complaining about leg-room when flying!!

First of all, how can anyone walk around with fake breasts weighing 9kg a-piece? Surely this would lead to long-term back problems would it not? - the total combined weight is 3kg heavier than my (almost) three-year old son!!

29 year-old model, Iren Ferrari holds the record for the largest fake bust in Russia - 44J!!

On a recent flight, she was thrown forward into the seat in front of her due to turbulence. Now she's suing the Swiss airline for £82,500, claiming this as the total cost to fly from Russia to Zurich and to have both of the 9kg implants replaced.

According to her lawyer, Sergei Zhorin, "The space between the seats was too tight for her breasts" and cites this as the reason for the damage to her breast implants.

Ms Ferrari said: "It was a strong blow. I hit my left breast. I was in pain."

Read more at: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3007420/Jet-burst-implants.html

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1 comment:

Michael said...

Laughing. I guess its politically incorrect to say this but thanks for keeping me abreast of modern advances in air travel.